I quit drinking, and then I lost my car, and my house, my girlfriend and my job and my self respect. Now I'm homeless, unemployed, riding public transpo, broke, unloved and suicidally depressed, but you know what? today I don't have to drink. -- Splicer
Pigdog journal scoops every old media source on the planet
YET AGAIN. Pigdog reported rumors heard from sources close
to Microsoft (over a MONTH ago) that the software behemoth
might just move to Canadia. (Microsoft to Move to Canadia? 04/29/2000 by
Baron Earl) Now old media sources are climbing aboard
the Pigdog bandwagon, jumping on the story like a swarm of
rabid maggots on a pile of rotting meat.
It just goes to show you that once again, if you want cutting-edge journalism
and you're not too picky about accuracy, THE PIGDOG JOURNAL is YOUR source of
Editor's Note: "Canadia" is the proper spelling for a country where the people
call themselves "Canadians". If the country's name was spelled "Canada," then
the people there would call themselves "Canadans." Since they call themselves
"Canadians", it's only reasonable to spell the name of their country "Canadia."
After all, people from Germany don't call themselves "Germanians" do