We're not like the others.  We really hate you.

     
 

Gary Busey Swaps One Addiction for Another
1999-09-25 19:34:09


The Busey Clan
 
You're just mad because you're up in Washington and have to import wine from a good state, like California. We eat like kings here.
-- Ratsnatcher

 

After decades of drug and alcohol abuse Gary Busey has finally found something new to get addicted to... JE-SUS!

Once he'd been diagnosed with cancer, the B-movie bad boy Gary Busey did an about-face, joined the Promise Keepers, and started preaching the gospel.

A malignant tumor was recently discovered in his sinus cavity. Doctors cut open Busey's head and removed the tumor. Soon after, Gary Busey heard God speak to him.

The actor says he's no longer the man he was and insists that he has plans to bring Jesus to Hollywood.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

xandria@pigdog.org


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