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Fly With Us Because We Hate You
1999-01-07 00:07:00


Bad People
 
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-- Ernest Hemingway

 

The BBC reports protesting flight attendants may adopt a radical measure to increase pressure on management. Their new tactic? They'll stop smiling at passengers for one hour each flight.

Word of their sinsister scheme spread to other cultures -- and the workers drew sympathy from noted Boise personality "Lego-Man", who commented:

"I am going on strike too!"

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

aaron@pigdog.org


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