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It's the black bile and evil venom that gives me the strength to keep on living.
-- Bad Pixie

Fly With Us Because We Hate You

by El Destino

1999-01-07 00:07:00

The BBC reports protesting flight attendants may adopt a radical measure to increase pressure on management. Their new tactic? They'll stop smiling at passengers for one hour each flight.

Word of their sinsister scheme spread to other cultures -- and the workers drew sympathy from noted Boise personality "Lego-Man", who commented:

"I am going on strike too!"

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

nvious@pigdog.org

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