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You Say Potato, I Say Skank
2002-04-19 13:05:23
HAHAHAHA... I love this country sometimes. The Court of Appeals ruled yesterday that it isn't slander to call someone a skank on the radio.
Which, by inference means I can call anybody in the world a skank right here on the good old PDJ and there is nothing they can do about it.
So without further ado, let's get to work as I've got a serious backlog of Skank calling to catch up on and a lot of skankitude to vent.
| John Ashcroft | you're a SKANK |
| George W. Bush | you're a SKANK |
| Dick Cheney | you're a SKANK |
| Osama bin Ladan | you're a SKANK |
| Jerry Falwell | you're a SKANK |
| Pat Robertson | you're a SKANK |
| Ernst Hollings | you're a SKANK |
| Jesse Helms | you're a SKANK |
| Strom Thurmond | you're a SKANK |
| Condoleezza Rice | you're a SKANK |
| Dianne Feinstein | you're a SKANK |
| Barbara Boxer | you're a SKANK |
| Gale Norton | you're a SKANK |
| Trent Lott | you're a SKANK |
| Dennis Hastert | you're a SKANK |
| Dick Armey | you're a SKANK |
| Thom Daschle | you're a SKANK |
| Orin Hatch | you're a SKANK |
| Christine Todd Whitman | you're a SKANK |
| Anthony Scalia | you're a SKANK |
| Clarence Thomas | you're a SKANK |
| Willaim Rehinquist | you're a SKANK |
| Susan Holt | who embarrassed me in front of Mr. Ryans 3rd grade class, you are and will forever be a SKANK |
1st Amendment man... use it or lose it.
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