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Leisure Suit Osama
2002-01-05 14:04:11


Bad People
 
You don't have to be on the clog-dancing team to get clogs, folks!
-- Mr. Bad

 

Osama bin Laden in Western clothes? That's only the first step.

CNN reports that the Pentagon dropped propaganda leaflets on Afghanistan depicting Osama bin Laden wearing a tacky Western suit and tie. The image is supposed to encourage al Qaeda fighters to surrender, since, the logic goes, their leader has abandoned them to Western values.

But if they really want to make him look like a dip-shit -- a seedy doofus more interested in hustling Vegas strippers than promulgating a holy jihad -- they should take a tip from the master....

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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