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Ninja in San Francisco Deflects Sheriff's Bullets!
1998-11-05 00:00:00


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Pol Pot himself was not that bad, all the time. but the other 4 of Pol Pot himself was not that bad, all the time. but the other 4 of him were TOTALLY EVIL.
-- rotten elf

 

The San Francisco Chronicle reports that when SF Sheriff's deputies tried to evict a man in SF yesterday, they were greeted at the door with a sword-wielding ninja! In San Francisco cop tradition, they started firing first, but the ninja was wearing body armor, and the bullets did no harm. The dark assassin then ran out into the street, where he was gunned down by more deputies. They found tons of bows and blades in the guy's home. Crazy NINJAS!!!

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