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I am all like Rasputin and shit. They call me the Ogre Juggernaut...
-- Tjames Madison

I don't wanna know how this turns out

by The Compulsive Splicer

2000-06-22 13:22:58

This guy has three "dream girls" that say that they'll have sex with him if his website gets enough hits.

Apparantly they all hate his guts, but since when has that stopped a big-time web mogul? Also: see banner ads promoting his cause. What really haunts me is that just looking at this page theoretically gets this guy closer to his goal. So maybe you should consider whether anyone would really have sex just for ratings and factor that in when you decide whether to click the link below.

Excuse me, I think I'm going to lose my lunch...

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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