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Squirrel Ka-Bobs

by Baron Earl

1999-11-05 07:24:27

Students at the University of Washington in Seattle get serious about their squirrel problem. An article in the school paper offers tips for stalking, catching, killing, and eating these pesky creatures.

"Best bet for catching squirrels is a bag, a nut, a brick, and an acting lesson from the drama department. Learn to disguise your true intentions, to say 'he's so cute!' without the maniacal laughter. These emboldened squirrels won't suspect a thing."

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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