BUGPORN is REAL GROSS!

     
 

Rus the Surfin' Squirrel
1999-05-21 15:20:41


Animal Rampage
 
I'm just going to lay down, drink a couple of shots of Canadian Whiskey and accept the fact that I'm this week's official Pigdog nuclear missile target.
-- Flesh

 

Check it out! Your federal government is using a SURFING SQUIRREL to infect your children's minds with socialist claptrap! Subversive ideas like RURAL ELECTRIFICATION! With YOUR TAX DOLLARS!

Hell, who am I kidding. I don't really care about socialism OR rural electrification. But if there's one thing I've learned in this business, it's this: NEVER TRUST A SQUIRREL.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

paco@pigdog.org


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