E-sheep is like the best online site ever invented


Rus the Surfin' Squirrel
1999-05-21 15:20:41

Animal Rampage
Sheep, calf, pig; whatever semi-living meat is wandering around, the British will eat it.
-- Tjames Madison


Check it out! Your federal government is using a SURFING SQUIRREL to infect your children's minds with socialist claptrap! Subversive ideas like RURAL ELECTRIFICATION! With YOUR TAX DOLLARS!

Hell, who am I kidding. I don't really care about socialism OR rural electrification. But if there's one thing I've learned in this business, it's this: NEVER TRUST A SQUIRREL.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.


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