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Wikis are a piece of hippie technology, based on good intentions and sharing and happy goodness and mom and apple pie but, as in every hippie technology, the actual implementation sucks.
-- Kiko
Psycho Techno Hypno Kitten Snake
2002-01-25 14:22:30
Meow! Techno music. Meow! Techno music. "Eat the cat head! Eat the cat head!" It's the sickest game ever....
The blurry head of a kitten radiates from the screen, its fangs frozen in time. Flashing hollow eyes glow menacingly, strobing in sync with a techno beat and lurid flashing backgrounds of fluorescent yellows and reds.
Let the games begin. You're the snake -- the slithering segmented monster composed entirely of cat-heads. Arrow keys change its direction of motion, but it can never stop. You've got cat heads to swallow.
Meow! Techno music. Meow! Techno music. "Eat the cat head! Eat the cat head!"
Welcome to Psycho Techno Hypno Kitten Snake....
T O P S T O R I E S
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The Once & Future King of Dust
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C L A S S I C P I G D O G
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Spock Went, Spock Wrote, Spock Kicked Ass
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The Deep Dark Underbelly of the Star Wars Myth, or Ramayana Remembered
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Songs Of Love And Special Things
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