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i am actually worried that somehow i've accidentally had test-tube babies with people i am possibly genetically RELATED to. hypothetically, would this be a problem?
-- rotten elf

Barry Manilow Recovering From Mouth Surgery

by Tjames Madison

1999-05-26 01:19:28

"Barry Manilow recovering from mouth surgery." That's all there is to the story, I guess. He had something wrong with his mouth, but now he's doing better.

I mean, what else can you possibly add to that simple statement of fact that would further help reassure his zillions of fans that Barry Manilow won't die?

That's what's happening. Barry Manilow is recovering from mouth surgery.

Wouldn't it suck if he died?

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