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Discordian Society takes over orbital station!

by ICBINJ

2000-01-12 12:32:55

Who is giving the Russian Space Agency 20 million to keep Mir going? And what do they intend to with Emperor Norton's DNA?

The unheard-of firm "Golden Apple" if offering the formerly first-ish world nation a Fat Sack of Cash to send a crew up this March. Are these guys really members of a Secret Society? Is this just an elaborate jake against the Russians? How will the Barvarian Illuminati respond?

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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