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Penis Flambé
2002-12-18 19:30:04


Dining At The Deathwave Grill
 
Any kid that isn't smart enough to disable Cybersitter doesn't deserve to get porn.
-- enigma

 

The personal ad on the Internet read "Seeking young, well-built 18- to 30-year-old for slaughter." It didn't say that you had to flambé your own penis and eat it too...

A German cannibal is now in custody after advertising for a victim, having a victim respond to the ad, and then slaughtering and eating the victim. Prosecutors have found videotapes of the act and a freezer packed with human flesh.

Apparently the cannibal and victim shared a last meal of the victim's cooked penis before the cannibal went ahead and killed the man.

It just goes to show that when you're answering a personal ad on the Internet, things that sound extremely unlikely are sometimes true.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

lurid@pigdog.org


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