72 naked women; one cat. Do I have to tell you how disturbing this is?
A Venice, California webmaster is sharing his new twist on pornography. 24
pages, each displaying three different naked women -- holding a gray cat. ("I was saved
from certain death by a kind but exploitive photographer," the cat explains in a 900-word
"The web is full of pictures of cats," noted the culture newsletter PopBitch. "And it is also full of pictures of naked
women. But if you want loads of pictures of naked women holding a cat, then this is the
only site for you."
It's so weird that it's almost disorienting. LittleGrayGuy.com offers women details on
how they can realize their own ambitions of posing naked with a cat. ("Calling all naked
human females!" the cat cajoles.) The talkative and
apparently quite literate feline even has a message for other creatures in
the animal kingdom. "If you'd like to email me a picture of you...and your naked human
female(s), I'll post the pictures on the site." But perhaps the most demented feature is
a two-minute movie which I've dubbed "The cat, the women, and the
bowling alley"... Women go to a bowling alley, then hike their tops up near a giant
photograph of the forlorn gray cat. As bowling pins clatter in the background,
blue-collar men pose with the women and their cat-shaped sign, sometimes groping their
breasts. In the stirring conclusion, a large-breasted blond rubs her ass against the
I think it was Suzanne Somers -- but I'm probably wrong.
One other movie on the site deserves special mention. Cradling a meowing cat, 21-year-old
Katie shares a message
with the site's fans. "Hey guys, it's me Katie...and I'm going off to prison today." Yes,
"Federal Prisoner Katie's Special
Page" reminds us that even women who pose naked holding cats can be swept up in this
nation's senseless war on drugs.
Let's pause for a minute and think a kind thought for 21-year-old Katie. (You can even
write her in prison! katie in prison @ hotmail . com)
Like I said, it's disturbing -- and I don't even want to think about the cat's viewpoint on all this.
("I like peace and tranquility and harmony--not naked human females," the cat complains on one page.) But that
hasn't stopped the webmasters from offering pre-shrunk t-shirts with the
home page's URL.
If you click on the 72 images, the site displays dozens morephotos of each woman.
(And there's even acouple where they
AREN'T holding the damn cat!) But about the only thing positive I can say about the site
is that it's very Los Angeles. It's a testimonial to the unsquelchable freaks that get
spawned by a culture that values just exposure and hedonism.
Even Katie promises at the end of her video that she'll be out of prison in a few months
-- and ready to shoot more photographs with the cat.