I'm Doctor Murdock


... and I Hate You

...i am the sun god...i am the sun god...i am the sun god...i am the sun god...i am the sun god...i am the sun god....

Listen here, sonny boy... these are facts:


You cast the first stone. You wish you hadn't thrown it. You wish that pebble would sail backwards into your hand, where your wet palm would clutch it tightly and hide it from my gaze. You didn't know what you were getting into when you chose not to believe us. And now, suddenly, there's no way for you to get out. You got in way over your head, and no sort of humiliating apology can save you. When you chose to talk shit about me, you made a friend for life. You have a Goad monkey on your back. I'll never forget you. My entire life has been organized to ensure I get the last laugh.
- Jim Goad, "Answer Me #4"