Oh my goodness. We haven't been paying attention. After being
down all January, New Ground Atomix has two new Macromedia Flash
Telebubby goofouts!! In response to Jerry Falwell's nutty claims
about homosexual alien babies being roll models for toddlers,
there's a new adventure in which Dinky Winky RE-EVALUATES HIS
LIFESTYLE with a visit to his "persecuted pals," Burt and Ernie.
Then, there's a bizarre scene with Poe and his pimp friend,
Tyrone, involving sheep and some sort of facial wash. We can't
figure that one out, but it's REAL GOOD...
Poe visits Ernie and Bert in the Castro:
Pimp daddy Tyrone in the shower:
New Ground Atomix has also published an interesting letter by
Commaroto. Commaroto wrote Jerry Fawell a letter detailing
his own investigation into the sexual preferences of various
Teletubbies. He concludes that rather than being a homo, "Tinky
Winky is [actually] sharing intimate sexual relations with the
character Po. A small red colored character who appears to have
the female symbol adorned atop her head." Read the rest of his powerful
argument. (Note: The Poe character in Telebubbies
Fun Land is male, and fucks sheep.)
What is New Grounds
Atomix? Damned if I can figure it out. It seems to be all
sorts of crazy shit this guy (Tom Fulp)
makes with Macromedia Shockwave. Fulp is pretty good at self
promotion. Based on these animations, he has built an audience so
big that he had to change service providers three times, and he
says MTV considered hiring him to work on their web site. He also
sells t-shirts, and hawks CDs for Music Boulevard. More power too
him, if he keeps coming up with disgusting Teletubbies parodies!
And don't forget to checkout another new web toy by New Grounds
up the Backstreet Boys."