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/* Goddamn Toothpaste Marketing Department Fuckwads (shortfeature) */
.article3317 {
  order: 1;
}

/* 3D-printed Cheesecake Squirts from Tubes (link) */
.article3312 {
  order: 2;
}

/* German Brewery Creates Powdered Swill (link) */
.article3311 {
  order: 3;
}

/* Safety Standards for Sex Toys (link) */
.article3305 {
  order: 4;
}

/* Every Parent's Worst Nightmare (shortreview) */
.article3304 {
  order: 5;
}

/* Pigcicle (link) */
.article3303 {
  order: 6;
}

/* Grace Dell Nichols (shortcolumn) */
.article3302 {
  order: 7;
}

/* Canadians just as stupid as Americans, study finds (link) */
.article3299 {
  order: 8;
}

/* Florida Man files petition to ban Bibles from school libraries (link) */
.article3297 {
  order: 9;
}

/* Amazon HQ2 building approved by Arlington County  (link) */
.article3294 {
  order: 10;
}

/* Kids art is freaky as fuck (link) */
.article3290 {
  order: 11;
}

/* Paywall no more! (link) */
.article3289 {
  order: 12;
}

/* Record Studio Admits It:  Napster Was Awesome (shortfeature) */
.article3288 {
  order: 13;
}

/* Women arrested in Moscow for not speaking (link) */
.article3286 {
  order: 14;
}

/* Does anyone care about being wrong about Appalachia? (shortreview) */
.article3167 {
  order: 15;
}

/* Fear and Loathing on Planet Arkuat (shortcolumn) */
.article3160 {
  order: 16;
}

/* Freaking Out the Normals with Nambla the Clown (interview) */
.article2838 {
  order: 17;
}


.topstories {
  order: 9996;
}

.classicpigdog {
  order: 9997;
}

.quickielast {
  order: 9998;
}

.articlelast {
  order: 9999;
}