Celebrity endorsement impersonated

     

 

 

It'd be interesting to tally how many different laws you'd be breaking by importing a 15-year-old sex slave.
-- Mr. Bad

 

Interview with Solex -- Reported 1999-03-22 21:21 by Mr. Bad

Around here, Solex is also a brand of paper cups.

Uh, he's this famous computer guy. His thing is that he thinks everyone should give away software for free.

Richard Stallman is a bad computer hippy.

We did an interview with him, and he yelled at Zach for asking questions too fast.

There's a lot of them walking around there I noticed..

I will too in a minute

So, OK, another question from me.

Jeepers

Uh, you did almost all the musicianship on Hitmeister, right?

What kind of equipment do you have? What did you use?

Most of it is sampled. Only some drums are live played

And the vocals.

I had a Yamaha tape 8 track, an old sampler, a Korg keyboard, a drumkit, and some amps and stuff

and the cd's of course

Wow. Hey, so, all the lyrics on hitmeister are in Engels. Are you real comfortable with it?

Sorry, I got a laptop, and big fat fingers

Dutch is a bad language to sing in ggghhheeddhhgghghgggfg...you get the picture

Yeah, it's kinda gross. You'd spit a lot.

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