ATI! Because it kind of rocks.

     

 

 

Ah, looks like it's about time to turn human misery into fat piles of cash.
-- S. Dallas, Esq.

 

Interview with Solex -- Reported 1999-03-22 21:21 by Mr. Bad

Like, you're REALLY DRUNK AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO.

nono

I have questions typed out in ASCII so's I can paste 'em in like a quick-draw bastard

I can pretend.

Is that unethical?

That's SO BRUTAL.

But that's what I'm going to do, too.

She's on, I'm now trying to get her in chat.

Nobody be a BIG FAG.

I like your questions

Or I'll KICK YER ASS.

She's on?

Yeah, hold on.

Splicer are you really going to cut and paste questions?

Have you ever heard solex?

Sure. I don't have many, though

like this?

Hey, don't steal my questions, FUCKERS.

Solex, I seem to remember that they had some sort of paper products named after you--like paper towels and paper cups. Do you have any relation to the Solex paper dynasty?

How many trees does it take to keep your family legacy alive??

Yeah, I've been listening for a few minutes...

AUGH!

You BIG FUCKING FREAK.

a few minutes?

Mr. Bad turned me on to Solex at about the same time he posted to the entire list.

hahahahhaha!

SHIT, she's not even going to GET THAT.

Well, I listened to that song he posted, and it was pretty good.

She's GODDAMNED DUTCH! They don't have the same PAPER TOWELS in DUTCHLAND.

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