Celebrity endorsement impersonated

     

 

 

Evan lives in a world of discriminating junkies...
-- Negative Nancy

 

Interview with Solex -- Reported 1999-03-22 21:21 by Mr. Bad

So, we have a question...

If you don't already have bad people filling that job, we can do that kind of work.

...are you, uh, involved with someone?

Yep..... the guy in between the brackets

Not hitting on you, by the way. This part is JOURNALISM.

Sure

Aww! How long have you been together? Over 3 years, at least?

TEN

WOW.

AND you make music together.

congratulations

Unbelievable

AND the shop.

That must be kind of tough.

and the pictures

Fantastico!

Gah!

Wait, what pictures?

Not tough, he's a real great guy.....the best

The sleeve, the tourpics

Really?

so, are you big artistic soulmates?

Weewy (that's what they say in Japan

Oh, for "really"! Haw haw!

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