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-- The Compulsive Splicer


Interview with Solex -- Reported 1999-03-22 21:21 by Mr. Bad

Never had it......I think

It's green. It's legal in Japan.

How can it be green

Hey, but, I think it's cool all your pictures. Your cover photo for Hitmeister is really sophisticated, but in your other pictures you look like you're more fun.

I even made that one you said into my desktop!

I'm looking at it right now!


Uh, it has some bad chemical in it that makes it green.

In Portugal, where we took the sleeve cover I was very sophisticated

You look pretty suave.

Does your sophistication vary geographically?

absinthe is legal in Portugal.



You can't look sophy in aMSTERDAM

Make mental note... do... future... interviews... SOLO.

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