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Yorgo the barman had a friend drive us to Zeitgeist where there was THE TAMALE LADY and I had tamales and chocolate and Guinness and rum and YOU ALL MISSED OUT ON THE GREATEST FUCKING NIGHT IN SAN FRANCISCO EVER AND I LAUGH AT ALL YOUR MISFORTUNES! That is, until tomorrow morning, at which point I will likely be in heavy Regret Mode.
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Interview with Solex -- Reported 1999-03-22 21:21 by Mr. Bad

Never had it......I think

It's green. It's legal in Japan.

How can it be green

Hey, but, I think it's cool all your pictures. Your cover photo for Hitmeister is really sophisticated, but in your other pictures you look like you're more fun.

I even made that one you said into my desktop!

I'm looking at it right now!

Cute

Uh, it has some bad chemical in it that makes it green.

In Portugal, where we took the sleeve cover I was very sophisticated

You look pretty suave.

Does your sophistication vary geographically?

absinthe is legal in Portugal.

Rico!!

Exactly!

You can't look sophy in aMSTERDAM

Make mental note... do... future... interviews... SOLO.

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