Burn them ALL! ALL of THEM!

     

 

 

Last time a girl flirted with me like that on IRC, I ended up in Chicago.
-- Johnnie Royale

 

Interview with Solex -- Reported 1999-03-22 21:21 by Mr. Bad

But absinthe is legal and available in Japan, so don't be so down on it.

There's a good picture of you from the tourmap you did.

Yeah! Hey, Solex, do you like absinthe?

You saw it??

Yeah, that's really cool.

Whats absynth

I like the pictures on your Web site.

Rock??

disgusting liquor

Like Sake??

No, absinthe is this disgusting liqueur that rots your brain real bad.

No, it's the stuff all the impressionists took so they couldn't see so good.

We are trying to make it.

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