Celebrity endorsement impersonated

     

 

 

Mankind is basically a battlefield... a dark cellar in which a well-bred spinster lady and a sex crazed monkey are forever engaged in mortal combat, the struggle being refereed by a rather nervous bank clerk.
-- D. Bannister

 

Interview with Solex -- Reported 1999-03-22 21:21 by Mr. Bad

But absinthe is legal and available in Japan, so don't be so down on it.

There's a good picture of you from the tourmap you did.

Yeah! Hey, Solex, do you like absinthe?

You saw it??

Yeah, that's really cool.

Whats absynth

I like the pictures on your Web site.

Rock??

disgusting liquor

Like Sake??

No, absinthe is this disgusting liqueur that rots your brain real bad.

No, it's the stuff all the impressionists took so they couldn't see so good.

We are trying to make it.

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Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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