Anyone who capitalizes Punk Rock or Artist, even inside the privacy of their own brain, should be fucking shot.
-- The Compulsive Splicer


Interview with Solex -- Reported 1999-03-22 21:21 by Mr. Bad

All right, I made all that up.

I'd like to know what it was like to be in the guitar-brat band.

I didn't

Clearly you weren't satisfied. Was it fun or just a big drag?

It was a waste of time. Too democratic. "I want it like this" "I want it like that" and stuff

Hey, you're singing our song, Solex.

What song

Ah! Jesus! What the hell is that!

What song


really small type

Micro rules

Get glasses you ole folks

Uh, it's a figure of speech... It means, I understand completely.

So don't I

two can play at that game


O Yes 2 can

LOL :-)


Hey, so, more questions.

Lache he


God, I hate this icq.

It's IRC, and you proposed

Hey, I like it so SHUT UP ALL Of YOU.

I'm trying to do a goddamned interview.

Tell em

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