Here, I'm gonna do one of those dorky smiley faces.

:-)

OK, so, MY QUESTION YOU FUCKS.

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Okahahah

So, your lyrics are REAL WEIRD. Are you real weird in Dutch, too, or does it just get real crazy in translation?

No, I'm real weird. I save all my toenails as well

NOT!!

OK, yeah, that's pretty weird.

I hear a lot of Residents' aesthetic in your music, especially tones of Edweena on "Solex West" and shades of the Mole Trilogy on "One Louder Solex". Are you a Ralph fan?

Oh. Uh, hah! I knew that.

Ralph??

Ralph Records, The Residents' old label...

I only know Ralph the Pizzaguy

I guess I've got the answer to my question there...

Is he a good pizza guy?

Solex, we suck as music interviewers.s.

Speak for yourself, DRUNK-O!

Man, I've got to get some pizza. I have a lot of beer and no pizza.

Not too bad, a little too slow though. Everytime my pizza gets cold when I order out