Build Date: Mon Jun 17 11:10:06 2024 UTC

I HATE those pills. They turn my dick orange.
-- Donkey Hotey

All that Angst... Wasted on NOTHING

by Baron Earl

2000-01-01 02:40:04

The Indian Airline hostages are freed! Yeltsin steps down and Putin takes over smoothly! The world did not end! Come out of your bunkers! Come out! Come Out! COME OUT!

I hate to see all of this perfectly good angst wasted over nothing, but Y2K has come and HEY, things look pretty good!

Minor glitches, no mass suicide reports yet, and everything looks rosy!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

T O P   S T O R I E S

Burn them ALL! ALL of THEM!

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