I want to kill bugs, sir!

     
 

It Ain't Over Till Someone Gets Gooey
1999-10-11 10:37:16


Would You Like Fetish With That?
 
I for one am perpetually about three minutes away from taking to the street with Molotov cocktails.
-- Siduri

 

Because the chances of having unprotected sex can mean killing yourself, it has become necessary to protect one's self from someone else's goo. And in a good demonstration of cause and effect, we now see different fetishes on the rise. At the top of the list are cream pies.

For the unfamiliar, a cream pie is a slang term used to describe ejaculating into someone's vagina or anus. If there was ever a porn fetish for the razor riders of the death wave, this is it.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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