Because the chances of having unprotected sex can mean
killing yourself, it has become necessary to protect one's
self from someone else's goo. And in a good demonstration
of cause and effect, we now see different fetishes on the
rise. At the top of the list are cream pies.
For the unfamiliar, a cream pie is a slang term used to describe ejaculating
into someone's vagina or anus. If there was ever a porn fetish for the razor
riders of the death wave, this is it.