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The Limericks of Gor
2002-02-28 13:54:50


Would You Like Fetish With That?
 
We talked about fucking your mom in her last agonizing moments. I hope she died a painful death.
-- Flesh

 

The buxom young girls of Gor,

Bound and tied for you to adore.

Secured, unable to run,

However, bad the pun,

A website you should perhaps ignore.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

mustard@pigdog.org


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