Pigdog Journal (Would You Like Fetish With That?) -- The Limericks of Gor

The Limericks of Gor
2002-02-28 13:54:50

Would You Like Fetish With That?

If I get drunk enough I will peel a skin strip from your arm, shoulder-to-wrist with an Oxo brand vegi peeler, and then crumple it up in a ball and wipe my ass with it.
-- Snatcher

The buxom young girls of Gor,

Bound and tied for you to adore.

Secured, unable to run,

However, bad the pun,

A website you should perhaps ignore.

Check it out yourself

Over. End of Story. Go home now.

fabuloso@pigdog.org

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