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Teachers Caught Fornicating in Classroom
2001-11-15 19:36:55


Would You Like Fetish With That?
 
Mississippi children need to be learning blues guitar not fractions.
-- S. Dallas, Esq.

 

Peeking into a classroom shortly before the 9:30 bell, a Connecticut high school student spotted two teachers screwing each other.

Hot 22-year-old Miss Czernicki couldn't keep her hands off an unindentified male teacher, according to an article in the Hartford Courant. In a darkened classroom amid the smell of chalk dust, the two teachers spent the morning "pounding some erasers."

If you know what I mean.

I'm sorry. I just can't resist....

"I brought you that copy of the high school annual."
"Thanks, Phil. God, what a day."
"Here, Martha. Let me rub your shoulders."
"Mmmmm, that feels good. Hey, did you ever want to -- you know, 'do it' in the back of a classroom?"
"Hee hee hee. You minx. That sounds like fun. Here -- let me slip that white blouse off, and...."

In the midst of their intimate tryst, a student spotted them and phoned the teacher whose room they were using. The incident was soon being discussed in fevered memos between the Assistant Superintendent and the Principal. The school superintendent warned the female teacher that she would be receiving no letter of reference from the school. (Though I imagine the male teacher would be more than happy to vouch for her...)

The bra-flashing substitute teacher could not be reached for comment.

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