Gentle Reader, The Word will leap on you with leopard man iron claws, it will cut off fingers and toes like an opportunist land crab, it will coil round your thighs like a bushmaster and inject a shot glass of rancid ectoplasm. -- WSB
Peeking into a classroom shortly before the 9:30 bell, a Connecticut high school student
spotted two teachers screwing each other.
Hot 22-year-old Miss Czernicki couldn't keep her hands off an unindentified male teacher,
according to an article in the Hartford Courant. In a darkened classroom amid the smell
of chalk dust, the two teachers spent the morning "pounding some erasers."
If you know what I mean.
I'm sorry. I just can't resist....
"I brought you that copy of the high school annual." "Thanks, Phil. God, what a
day." "Here, Martha. Let me rub your shoulders." "Mmmmm, that feels good. Hey,
did you ever want to -- you know, 'do it' in the back of a classroom?" "Hee hee hee.
You minx. That sounds like fun. Here -- let me slip that white blouse off,
In the midst of their intimate tryst, a student spotted them and phoned the teacher whose
room they were using. The incident was soon being discussed in fevered memos between the
Assistant Superintendent and the Principal. The school superintendent warned the female
teacher that she would be receiving no letter of reference from the school. (Though I
imagine the male teacher would be more than happy to vouch for her...)