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In the future, as to not create any more controversy, I will limit my affection and genuine liking of people to a "High Five" or a head butt.
-- Amy

Life Sucks

by Baron Earl

2001-02-12 23:15:58

"Suck my tits if you want to live!" she cried. "Suck my nipples and drink from my big milky jugs!"

That's a rough translation of what Faustina Mercedes said to the other passengers lost on a small boat in the Atlantic ocean. In order to survive, 16 people from the Dominican Republic took turns sucking the breast milk from the rock-hard nipples of 31-year-old Faustina Mercedes -- now called "Little Angel of the Sea."

The 16 people managed to survive their 12 day ordeal. Faustina, though a bit sore and completely drained, is expected to make a full recovery.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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