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In the annals of pervert creepo history, no single group is
more feared and loathed than the disgusting elite pervert
strike force known as "The Mile High Club!" And this
company, Fantasies Aloft, is enabling perverts to have their disgusting
juicy trysts at 30,000 feet in the AIR! Look out below!
I first heard of this Fantasies Aloft company from one of those annoying bathroom ads located above
the urinal in my local Round Table Pizza outlet. I hate those things! I really
do. So, by analogy, I also hate Fantasies Aloft.
But the creepy part is that this FA company is all into letting you get freaky
at astronomical heights. They provide you with a feathurbed and a CD player in
the back of one of those Cessnur aeroplanes, and you can bring as many pervo sex
toys as you wish. You get an hour to do your disgusting deeds over the innocent
heads of decent Bay Area residents.
Slaking your unwholesome lust will induct you into the "Mile High Club," an
international conspiracy of blow-dried jet-set Our-Man-Flynt-style perverts who
roam the globe looking for cheap pervo thrills in first class and occasionally
coach. This is just wrong, folks! People shouldn't have sex in aeroplanes. It's
gross and disgusting. The "Mile High Club" must be stopped!
Is there a Canadian connection? I don't know, folks. Speculating on that would
be unprofessional.
Anyways, check out the Fantasies Aloft Web site. It's kind of spartan, but
you'll get the idea. I was kind of hoping they'd have some disgusting pictures of
horrible pervos with whips and enema bags and stuff so you could see how gross
and pervo they really were, but no luck. These Mile High Club people are
ULTIMATELY SNEAKY.
Check it out yourself
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