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Travel maddens the broads.
-- Mr. Bad
Pervo Paratroopers Rain Sex Juices On Unwitting Citizens
2000-03-15 13:05:04
In the annals of pervert creepo history, no single group is more feared and loathed than the disgusting elite pervert strike force known as "The Mile High Club!" And this company, Fantasies Aloft, is enabling perverts to have their disgusting juicy trysts at 30,000 feet in the AIR! Look out below!
I first heard of this Fantasies Aloft company from one of those annoying bathroom ads located above the urinal in my local Round Table Pizza outlet. I hate those things! I really do. So, by analogy, I also hate Fantasies Aloft.
But the creepy part is that this FA company is all into letting you get freaky at astronomical heights. They provide you with a feathurbed and a CD player in the back of one of those Cessnur aeroplanes, and you can bring as many pervo sex toys as you wish. You get an hour to do your disgusting deeds over the innocent heads of decent Bay Area residents.
Slaking your unwholesome lust will induct you into the "Mile High Club," an international conspiracy of blow-dried jet-set Our-Man-Flynt-style perverts who roam the globe looking for cheap pervo thrills in first class and occasionally coach. This is just wrong, folks! People shouldn't have sex in aeroplanes. It's gross and disgusting. The "Mile High Club" must be stopped!
Is there a Canadian connection? I don't know, folks. Speculating on that would be unprofessional.
Anyways, check out the Fantasies Aloft Web site. It's kind of spartan, but you'll get the idea. I was kind of hoping they'd have some disgusting pictures of horrible pervos with whips and enema bags and stuff so you could see how gross and pervo they really were, but no luck. These Mile High Club people are ULTIMATELY SNEAKY.
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