Build Date: Fri Jun 12 10:20:04 2026 UTC
Last night I was at Denny's in Emeryville, and security guards wearing big uniforms, leather gloves, batons, and sidearms (45's maybe) seated us!! They weren't just standing around like normal security guards, they were the hosts.
-- Ratsnatcher
Extremely Strange Wrestling
1999-01-17 19:04:00
THIS is the result of too much bad crank in Cali! THIS is stuff Flesh probably used to do, FOR FREE, and NOT IN PUBLIC! THIS is where a leather dominatrix BITCH can be seen with the nWo's Scott Hall!
THIS is the bastard product of Philly's own Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) as run and raped by GG Allin!! THIS is where Thom Stark's political career REALLY begins!!
THIS is *EXTREMELY STRANGE WRESTLING*
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