As any maiden-kidnapping, wax-moustache-twiddling
blackguard will tell you, the secret to success is removing
the powers of those who would be your undoing. Especially
when Rocket Boy is involved.
[Mr. Bad adds: This is a GREAT story about Bad People of the Future. They
invented this crazy ROCKET BELT and but they were all mad at each other and got
in a big HAMMER fight in their lab. WITH hammers! They were HITTING each other
with HAMMERS!
So then one guy disappears with the ROCKET BELT, and the other guy hasn't seen
the ROCKET BELT since! And it's like ROCKET BELT madness, looking for the
ROCKET BELT!! In HOUSTON! Which has lots of rockets, so it's an easy place to
hide a rocket belt and shit.
Mad scientists! Hammer brawling! ROCKET BELTS! If only this story had some
ABSINTHE in it, it'd have EVERYTHING!]
