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Please don't hurt me!
-- Nick Moffit
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Okay, so what kind of SICK scientists came up with a study
like this one?? Don't these people have anything better to
do?!!
Here's the scoop: These freaky scientist guys decided to make a bunch of poor
college students smell nasty, sweaty, bacteria-soaked gauze pads from under OLD
LADY ARMPITS!!! AHHHHHGH!! In fact, they had to smell all kinds of nasty,
sweaty, disgusting gauze pads from all kinds of nasty, sweaty people.
Best of all, the students JUST LOVED the smell of the old ladies! No kidding.
Apparently, it lifted their moods whenever they sniffed old lady smell.
Now, I always thought there was nothing worse than Old People Smell, but I
guess not. Remember going to the old folks home and crinkling your nose cuz it
smelled SO DAMN BAD? Or hugging that old aunt, and holding your breath so you
wouldn't have to catch a whiff of Old People Smell? Well, I guess Old People
Smell is good afterall...
Feeling down? Sniff an old lady! Old People Smell (OPS): better than Prozac.
Like a fine wine, it only gets better with time.
Check it out yourself
szithead@pigdog.org
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