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Thanks for all the hard work you folks are conducting at SMRL. It has enhanced and certainly shortened my life.
-- Yehat

The Trephination Clinic Will Drill Your Brain Real Good!

by El Snatcher

1998-11-14 05:38:00

"Today, we can offer more than just trepanning (cranial ventilation). Modern surgical techniques allow you to choose as much or as little brain modification to best suit your lifestyle -- from simple Trephination; to lobotomy; to complete decephalization.

"Come speak with one of our counselors who can help you decide which is the best brain for you."

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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