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The Trephination Clinic Will Drill Your Brain Real Good!
1998-11-14 05:38:00


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Coherence is for pussies!
-- Patient Joab

 

"Today, we can offer more than just trepanning (cranial ventilation). Modern surgical techniques allow you to choose as much or as little brain modification to best suit your lifestyle -- from simple Trephination; to lobotomy; to complete decephalization.

"Come speak with one of our counselors who can help you decide which is the best brain for you."

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