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EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN THE ASS. Cocaine, wine, coffee, nitrous (supposedly quite dangerous), sushi, "Little Mermaid" DVDs, cat food, Forth: EVERYTHING is better if you put it in your ass. Everything!
-- The Mighty Silverback

The Trephination Clinic Will Drill Your Brain Real Good!

by El Snatcher

1998-11-14 05:38:00

"Today, we can offer more than just trepanning (cranial ventilation). Modern surgical techniques allow you to choose as much or as little brain modification to best suit your lifestyle -- from simple Trephination; to lobotomy; to complete decephalization.

"Come speak with one of our counselors who can help you decide which is the best brain for you."

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

quintuplet@pigdog.org

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Benevolent Order of Nebraskans for Erection Reversal: Keep It Limp for Life (B.O.N.E.R. K.I.L.L.)!

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