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The Trephination Clinic Will Drill Your Brain Real Good!
1998-11-14 05:38:00


Weird Science
 
Your persona is the crime, and your life appears to be the punishment.
-- Lionheart

 

"Today, we can offer more than just trepanning (cranial ventilation). Modern surgical techniques allow you to choose as much or as little brain modification to best suit your lifestyle -- from simple Trephination; to lobotomy; to complete decephalization.

"Come speak with one of our counselors who can help you decide which is the best brain for you."

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

dabble@pigdog.org


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