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Hot Surgical Voyeurism
1998-11-16 16:51:00


Weird Science
 
If someone like Karl Rove had wanted to neutralize the most creative, intelligent, and passionate members of his opposition, he'd have a hard time coming up with a better tool than Burning Man. Exile them to the wilderness, give them a culture in which alpha status requires months of focus and resource-consumptive preparation, provide them with metric tons of psychotropic confusicants, and then... ignore them. It's a pretty safe bet that they won't be out registering voters, or doing anything that might actually threaten electoral change, when they have an art car to build.
-- John Perry Barlow

 

Wonderful! Do you need to get some of that blecherous fat vacuumed off your bloated cheese pile ass? Well, thanks to the Internet, now you may be able to get one of those fun cosmetic surgery operations absolutely free! ONLINE SURGERY is offering free liposuction, breast augmentation, nose jobs, and face lifts to "eligible candidates." You wont mind having the operation broadcast LIVE via Real Video will you? Heh heh heh... Take a peek at the SURGICAL ARCHIVES, where you can view hot, goopy liposucking action!! Sponsored by DuPont.

Schedule of events! I wonder what "Specialty Breast Augmentation" is... woo hoo.

**** SURGICAL PROCEDURES NOV. 11 '98 ****

VIEW SURGERY HERE NOW!!

- Liposuction: Archives Available

- Nose job (Rhinoplasty): Archives Available

- Breast Augmentation: Archives Available

NEXT LIVE SURGICAL PROCEDURES

* Nov. 24 '98: Specialty Breast Augmentation; 7:30 AM PST: Tummy Tuck Following Breast Procedure.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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