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Schedule of events! I wonder what "Specialty Breast
**** SURGICAL PROCEDURES NOV. 11 '98 ****
VIEW SURGERY HERE NOW!!
- Liposuction: Archives Available
- Nose job (Rhinoplasty): Archives Available
- Breast Augmentation: Archives Available
NEXT LIVE SURGICAL PROCEDURES
* Nov. 24 '98: Specialty Breast Augmentation; 7:30 AM
PST: Tummy Tuck Following Breast Procedure.