Wonderful! Do you need to get some of that blecherous fat
vacuumed
off your bloated cheese pile ass? Well, thanks to the Internet,
now
you may be able to get one of those fun cosmetic surgery
operations
absolutely free! ONLINE SURGERY is offering free liposuction,
breast
augmentation, nose jobs, and face lifts to "eligible candidates."
You
wont mind having the operation broadcast LIVE via Real Video will
you?
Heh heh heh... Take a peek at the SURGICAL ARCHIVES, where you
can
view hot, goopy liposucking action!! Sponsored by DuPont.
Schedule of events! I wonder what "Specialty Breast
Augmentation"
is...
woo hoo.
**** SURGICAL PROCEDURES NOV. 11 '98 ****
VIEW SURGERY HERE NOW!!
- Liposuction: Archives Available
- Nose job (Rhinoplasty): Archives Available
- Breast Augmentation: Archives Available
NEXT LIVE SURGICAL PROCEDURES
* Nov. 24 '98: Specialty Breast Augmentation; 7:30 AM
PST: Tummy Tuck Following Breast Procedure.
