First it was no drinking and driving. That makes pretty good sense, although how
in blazes you're supposed to get home from the bar without the use of one's
automobile is one of those things I certainly never got figured out.
Then the nofunskis tried to tell us not to use cellphones on the road. Like just
because we're carrying on a conversation is gonna make us bad drivers.
But now a study has shown that using your noggin while driving poses the same
sorts of hazards and risks. GAR!!! What's next? No breathing while driving?
At least this study is a good excuse for explaining to the officer why you had
to have one for the road before getting in the car...
