I know it would like suck and all for everybody else, but I am sorry, I would like to be responsible for crashing the universe. I can just see myself saying "Oooppss, I didn't mean to do that.... say you guys should have made this like idiot proof." -- Johnnie Royale
IBM says they have 40,000 virtual machines on one box!
Shit, this is going to blow Microshaft's ILOVEYOU no PGP having fat pig method
of serving applications out of the muddy lake where it inhales its own dying
stench in between manual defragmentations of pornographic asf files.
Check it, IBM will make this shit turn back to 1981. Fuck PCs. Fuck WORDSTAR.
Goddamn. Computers are not typewriters.
Imagine you're in some big mainframe relay network. You log into your own
virtual machine on the mainframe box and initialize your desktop which is
halfway in the last sentence you typed yesterday.
Terminal hookups, the ones where you had to fuck with the telephone hook if the
modem got fucked up and jam the telephone handset back on the hook before saying
fuckit and driving into the office to use a WYSE hookup on the DIRECT
Printing? Fuck, IBM will hook you up with a representative that will come and
set your printer on double-speed for you! Not only that with the HUD mainframe
linux relay network you can play PySol on your fucking lunch break WITHOUT
having to sweat spitting coffee all over your LCD.
Furthermore with 40,000 computers at 500M byte second you'll be able to have a
computer in the bathroom. In the PUBLIC bathrooms like in Holland where you can
check you email except it won't be FUCKED UP INTEL shit it will be a direct
mainframe Virtual Network Computing AT&T IBM Linux machine hopping with computer
porn email attachments ENCODED so that the Singaporian government doesn't
IBM Linux mainframes can even HACK on the shitter.
Linux will be on Microsoft like that guy who punched you in your eye and while
he was looking through your wallet kicking you in the gut he was yelling ``WHAT?
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?''