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Wikis are a piece of hippie technology, based on good intentions and sharing and happy goodness and mom and apple pie but, as in every hippie technology, the actual implementation sucks.
-- Kiko
OK, NOW I'm Pissed
1999-02-03 00:00:00
OK, I'm really starting to hate links-to-links-to-links Web sites. They really are bugging me! PeterMe.com is OK, y'know, but FUCKING HELL, I'm just getting sick of these things.
I guess I just really don't like people. I like SlashDot, I like memepool. I just hate single people doing a links-to-links-to-links site. And I'm working myself into a FROTHING FRENZY just THINKING about these sites. Gaaaaah!!! They're just BUGGING ME!!!!1!
PeterMe.com is, like... whatever. Hell, I don't even feel like reviewing it. It's not fair to take out my anger about a certain class of Web site just on one site in particular, but life isn't fair so PeterMe gets a BIG FAT F-MINUS!!! And CamWorld's getting a retroactive F-MINUS too. All of em! I give every FUCKING SITE IN THE WORLD an F-MINUS.
I hope my apoplectic hatred for this kind of site goes pulsing through the link below at the SPEED OF INFORMATION to EVERY SINGLE LINKS-TO-LINKS SITE IN THE WORLD and CLOTS there like a FIREBALL of HATE until the single author goes dicking around tomorrow morning to add more INSIPID CRAP to their site and then it goes TEARING DOWN THE WIRES like an INFARCTION of the ASS and burns through their fingernails like BAMBOO into their nerves and squats in their SPINAL COLUMN like an ANGRY RETARDED MONKEY and THUMPS THEM hard OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOREVER.
But, uh, anyways, check out PeterMe.com.
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