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16 Hours of Hell
2001-12-01 16:39:49


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Nothing exists until or unless it is observed. An artist is making something exist by observing it. And his hope for other people is that they will also make it exist by observing it. I call it "creative observation." Creative viewing.
-- William S. Burroughs

 

Could you survive 16 hours in a Home Depot? A bet is made, a line is drawn, the line is crossed. This is the story of one man's journey into the heart of darkness.

Why would someone stay in a Home Depot for 16 hours? A wager was made, pitting peanut butter and frosting consumption against a 16 hour stay at Home Depot.

"I am in the process of going up and down every aisle... for the first time. I have also reached my first goal. I found the place where they make keys. I am soon to be a paying customer. The only issue is that none of the aisles are labeled in any way so I may never find it again. I already want to sit down. I am so fucked."

Hardware will never be the same.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

wary@pigdog.org


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