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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer
-- Some drunk Egyptian 2200 B.C.
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Howdy. Want t'hear some fine ass-kickin' Country music?
Undeniably, without Country Western music, thar'd not be Rock & Roll, ah
reckon. It's unfo'tunate thet this hyar true musical fo'm of America has been
glutted wif retarded inbreeds who reckon country moosic is by doin' a bad,
watered-down imitashun of Lyynrrd Skynrrd (which th' cow-fuckers in Marketin'
will tell yo' is called "yo'ng country"). Tune into enny C&W radio stashun. Th'
chances of hearin' Waylon Jenning, Johnny Cash o' enny other of th' thousan's
of ban's & indivijools playin' tradishunal (i.e. REAL) country music is about
th' same as yo' bein' hit on th' haid by a meteo'ite bouncin' off th' surface
of Pluto.
Thank Gawd fo' th' Internet.
Bypassin' all th' various marketin' sueyts, lovers of music is puttin' togither
Internet radio shows. In this hyar particular case, Mr. Lucky & Gus sarve up
hot & steamah servin's of C&W moosic on their show, Th' DoubleWide Hayride
Show. Th' kind yo''d speck t'hear eff'n yo' were walkin' into honky-tonk on
some back-road in Montana. So eff'n yo've gotten tired of th' blan' & bo'in'
cookie-cutter crap put out by th' likes of Limp Muzik, tune in t'th' Hayride
Show fo' proof thet thar's still fine moosic lef' in these here parts.
Check it out yourself
tablesalt@pigdog.org
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