Frustrated by a recent failure on the part of most Americans
to view them as anything but socially retarded, brow-sweating
thugs, the Ku Klux Klan has undertaken a recruiting campaign
in Great Britain, perhaps spurred on by new reports of British
hate crimes against naked people.
The KKK has targeted Asian residents of South Wales as the first candidates for
final solution, with predictably violent results. "They said 'You black
bastards, get out of here,'" said an Asian shopkeeper, victim of a recent KKK
attack on his store. Black, Asian, what's the difference?
Interestingly, South Wales, the area being currently targeted by the British KKK
spearhead, consists of only 2% ethnic minorities. Apparently the Klan is
afraid to engage or anger larger, perhaps blacker groups of minorities, even
Limey ones who speak with a poncy accent and drink tea with their pinkies
extended. Even the notoriously thick-browed David Duke has washed his hands of
the whole affair.