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-- El Snatcher

Never Tell ANYONE What Goes On In This War

by Negative Nancy

1999-03-24 20:38:00

You think the world will never get more absurd, and then it just does. In order to show the Serbians that violence isn't the way to solve problems, the US "and its NATO allies" have started a Cruise missile bombing campaign against Yugoslavia. MAJ deconstructs the sub-text in the Global Dysfunctional Family.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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