EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN THE ASS. Cocaine, wine, coffee, nitrous (supposedly quite dangerous), sushi, "Little Mermaid" DVDs, cat food, Forth: EVERYTHING is better if you put it in your ass. Everything! -- The Mighty Silverback
Hey folks, have a stock you've been looking for? Want to get in on the stock market, but don't think you've got what it takes? Well, if you're thinking of getting in on stocks, get in now, because you won't want to miss this limited opportunity for BARGAIN BASEMENT PRICES on all stocks - including coveted HIGH-TECH STOCKS!
The prices are so low, we're practically giving them away!
Is this the start of a big crazy bad depression? Or maybe the end of a big
crazy bad boom? Is it inflation? Is the Asian markets' collapse finally
bringing us down?
Crap, I actually don't care. If you were saving up stocks to like buy a home
or retire or something, you're screwed. You should have like turned all your
stock into cash, and then spent it all on booze, women and fancy statuettes,
like I did! It's like the allegory of the ant and the grasshopper, except that
the ant gets stepped on and the grasshopper moves to Florida!