Nobody runs any real applications anyway. The whole purpose of personal computing is to tinker with shit. Everybody else (who isn't tinkering) is only using their Pentium Professionals as glorified typewriters. Applications, ha ha ha.
-- Ratsnatcher
Lacking access to genuine mouthpieces of power in Washington,
we've had to resort to making up our own, fictional government
spokespersons. We've posited our main questions about the
current
bombings in Iraq to our highly fictional foil; the illuminating
conversation ensues.
