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Justification -- The Wacky Spokesman Game
1998-12-18 08:12:00


Treachery
 
fuck you very much with a gun.
-- rotten elf

 

Lacking access to genuine mouthpieces of power in Washington, we've had to resort to making up our own, fictional government spokespersons. We've posited our main questions about the current bombings in Iraq to our highly fictional foil; the illuminating conversation ensues.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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