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Natural Law is Coming!
2000-01-14 11:53:10


Treachery
 
But then cops REALLY CAME and they SHUT DOWN THE FUTURE so we had to stumble out into the past and look for busses. We gave up and started looking for BATHROOMS.
-- Crackmonkey

 

These guys are cool! Better life through Transcendental Meditation. Gotta problem with crack? Meditate, bro. Thinking about abortion? Enliven your unified field.

Going to prison for killing yer mama? Relax dude, all the prison guards are gone, replaced by Yogis. Life would ROCK under the Natural Law party! Maybe we can get a cross-party NL-Mandrill candidates and really take it to the streets!

hat I'm still trying to figure out is how do you transcend your teeth and still be able to chaw a big ole bloody steak.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

paco@pigdog.org


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