These guys are cool! Better life through Transcendental Meditation.
Gotta problem with crack? Meditate, bro. Thinking about abortion? Enliven
your unified field.
Going to prison for killing yer mama? Relax dude, all
the prison guards are gone, replaced by Yogis. Life would ROCK under the
Natural Law party! Maybe we can get a cross-party NL-Mandrill candidates
and really take it to the streets!
hat I'm still trying to figure out is how do you transcend your teeth and
still be able to chaw a big ole bloody steak.