Mr. Bad asks, "Can someone be an Assman if they don't call
themselves 'Assman'?" Sure, this may not seem an important
distinction, any more than calling a Mennonite "Amish," but
it's CRUCIAL to the Assmen themselves. And sometimes, you're
an Assman and you don't even know it...
"Christine is a big Assman," Mr. Bad continues. "Like real big. An
entering . christine's . cryb" message, to the GETTIN' JIGGY WIT JESUS links,
this page is about as Assy as you can possibly get without being explicit in
your statement of Assitude.
Christine, you see, is a Korean girl who writes like a 3LIt3 wAR3Z d00d, SHOUTZ
OUT to evry1 wut zup, herez da 411 of diz AZZMAN N TRAENIN':
"obviously i'm an asian and prrrroud of it! hehe, yea, me full blooded -baek
puh'cent- Korean, and it seems as tho da FOB world is da newest azn invazn out
here. yupyup, whether iss da clothes, or da muzix, or da talk and wateba els
dere may be, getting in touch wit pop culture and style is DEFINITELY kikkin
OK. Maybe it's unfair to pick out a page like this and just say "ASSMAN! You're
an ASSMAN! ADMIT IT!" But there you have it. The Assman knows no mercy.
Christine, you're an Assman. Sign up now.
It's not a bad thing. It's an Ass thing. And we need to keep you people
quarantined from the rest of us. OK?