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Eat a bowl of fuck!

by Flesh

2021-11-01 19:20:55

Once upon a time, I worked across the street from a "special education" school.

One day, coming back from lunch, I passed the school’s playground. As I walked by, hearing the kids play, I realized that they were repeating phrases that they heard from others.

Being the smart-ass I am, I said, quite loudly, "Eat a bowl of fuck!" Second later, one kid said it, then another, and another. A minute later, all the kids on the playground of the mentally-challenged school were saying "Eat a bowl of fuck!"

This is what I think of, whenever I see someone write or say "Let's go Brandon."

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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