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Do You Measure Up?
1999-10-02 11:19:02


Substance Recreation
 
I applaud your obvious intoxication but I have no fucking idea what you are ranting on about.
-- Johnnie Royale

 

So, did your dealer REALLY sell you a full quantity of the product as promised, or did he "sample the product" and short you? How are you going to know for sure you're getting value for your money?

Weigh your purchase, of course! Scalenet has pocket-sized scales for measuring very small amounts of... stuff. If you need to be able to fit the scale in your pocket and carry it around just in case you REALLY need to measure the weight of something really small, here's a source on the web that can help you out.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

junkyarddog@pigdog.org


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