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Daddy, Can We Have More Kool Aid?
2000-08-30 09:50:59


Substance Recreation
 
If everyone jumped off the Empire State building, it wouldn't hurt after a while.
-- Abby

 

When it comes to Beverage Research, we always advise our readers to leave this area to the professionals (specifically, us). Hereís why.

In Florida, Thierry Cassagnol has been charged with endangering his two kids. It seems that Thierry, after reading Pigdog decided to concoct his own Spocktail. He then left the mix in his refrigerator. Later, this fusion was given to his two the munchkins by the babysitter, who thought it was Kool Aid.

Let this be a lesson to all of you.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

burton@pigdog.org


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