Pure and simple as a hammer to the forebrain

     
 

Daddy, Can We Have More Kool Aid?
2000-08-30 09:50:59


Substance Recreation
 
Subliminal messages inserted into Muzak may not work, but they've cranked them up at a couple of local stores in my area. I walk in the door and my head starts to buzz and my skin starts to crawl. Then again, maybe that's just my reaction to American consumer culture.
-- Baron Earl

 

When it comes to Beverage Research, we always advise our readers to leave this area to the professionals (specifically, us). Here’s why.

In Florida, Thierry Cassagnol has been charged with endangering his two kids. It seems that Thierry, after reading Pigdog decided to concoct his own Spocktail. He then left the mix in his refrigerator. Later, this fusion was given to his two the munchkins by the babysitter, who thought it was Kool Aid.

Let this be a lesson to all of you.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

quadratic@pigdog.org


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