It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet. -- G.W. Bush, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000
Hey! It's a movie on the Web with SPOCK! And he has no
So, some crazy guy did a spoof of that "Star Track" thing with a new little
movie of his own, called "Star Trak" (get it?). It's all crazy Claymation set
on the Enterprise. The plot has something to do with circling Uranus looking
for the real Darth Vader or something. It's quite amusing, but I'm not a Star
Track fan so I don't get a lot of the Jedi jokes.
But all the rest of it is immaterial, because the best part is that SPOCK HAS
NO PANTS! Serious! Har! Spock walks around with NO PANTS all the time! Ha!
That's the Spock we know and love, people! NO-PANTS SPOCK-O!
So, I heartily invite all takers to go watch this crazy thinger. You need to
get you one of them there RealMedia G2
PornPlayer (TM) doohickeys, like you watch the pornos with on your
computer. But you knew that already.